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I will give you immortality....
For the LOW LOW price of just 3 easy payments of Just $19.95!!!
And it comes with 2 tubs of oxyclean! And a ronco Rotisserie grill! And geroge Foreman Grill! And Matthew Lesko's book on grants! (void in cancada. cant really get american grants in cancada....) AND THTAS NOT ALL!!!
You will also get a clapper! And Igea little hair remover thingy! 3 Free calls to Mistress Cleo! Some property in flordia endorsed by Eric "Poncho" Estrada!
And last bu certainly not least, A BOWFLEX!!!! signed by Walker Texas Ranger himself chuck norris! With an"X" akwardly scribbled by Christie Brinkley!
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