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I am bored so
mid eighties Cadillacs Eldorados had a tendency to jump into gear at times.
I found this out at work when I walked in front of one, it jumped into gear and threw me against the wall. I wasnt hurt or anything, but this one service writer saw it , called 911.
The whole damn fire department shows up, people in rural areas dont have much to do, 3 fire trucks, a search and rescue truck and an ambulance. Plus several county sherriffs.
No one will let me get up off the floor, even though I know I am fine. They cut my pant leg off to make sure that no bones are hanging out. For all these guys knew my pant leg may have been the only thing holding me together.
Went to the hospital, more radiation, no breaks, but I had to walk around with my pant leg split up the side.
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