Apparently one must go through the "fuck you" ritual to belong to this website, so bring it on. I'm a producer and business manager for a film/advertising company in North Carolina. I won't say anymore yet, so as not to be considered a spammer or attention whore, but if you're really mean to me and tweak my nipples, I'll give you the name and website. If you spank my ass, I'll tell about two websites we own. I look forward to reading about all you twisted psychos and what you have to say. So let the hazing begin :p

*smack*

Thank you, sir, may I have another.