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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
[B]House of The Dead is what horror movies are all about. That piece of shit is going to be a cult classic. Urgeok..... this and Jason X were made to make you laugh, maybe jack off to some eye candy. And as far as Secret Window???! You knew what you were getting yourself into (Shitty Stephen King, Johnny Depp being Stephen King by the numbers) you should have waited for that piece of shit to turn up on TV. Mr Depp is on his way out with pieces of shit like this.......... and a lot of people are fooling themselves that the Willy Wonka remake is going to be legendary.
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i can guarentee that Secret Window will do nothing to hamper Depps popularity ...
He's one of the select handful of performers that can slip back and forth between crass commercial films and indie pics without getting the slightest tarnish on themselves..
Secret Window came and went unnoticed.
Depp isn't even at the top of his rainbow yet ...
A bad Pirates of the Carribean II would do far more to hurt his image although I'm betting that even inb the film tanks, he'll still be gold. At least that film gave him something to do .. Secret Window was a non-film.
Jason X had no eye candy - just one of the many problems with the film ... try jacking off to that and you'll just end up with a limp joint in your hand.
House of the Dead will be a classic in the same way Plan 9 from Outerspace will be ... possibly. Personally i think it will be completely forgotten.
As far as Unbreakable goes ... I think its an amazing film ...
Not many people do though