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Oh yeah...And like...There was this one time...Where this girl was cooking dinner for her boyfriend, and her sleeve caught on fire...Then she burst into a ball of flames, but her boyfriend jumped on her and rolled around on the kitchen floor with her, then he burned to death, but she was fine...Didn't even leave a mark...
Well, she was SOO sad that he was gone, and she was so touched that he died for her, that she had to call his best friend and tell him about it...Then the best friend came over and they had sex, so they were in love after that( :rolleyes: )...Then the next night she was gonna cook dinner for him but he said, "Uhh...No thanks, that's quite alright...Why don't we just get on my motorcycle and go get some McDonald's?"...Then she was all like, "Okay, that sounds cool"....So, they were on the motorcycle, and they were going like 100 miles per hour...and......
:p :D
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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