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well, not ALL the holiday decorations, but the ones outside anyway.
OH! And he has to know how to fix cars. And it'd be super cool if he could fix computers, too. And he has to be smart - like able to play Scrabble using words other than bodily functions, 4 letter words or 6th grade reading level words. And he should be able to complete a crossword puzzle and know what juxtaposition and masticate mean (they're my favorite words) and he should understand the "the wise never truly graduate" does NOT mean that smart people are all high school drop outs.
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