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Sam:...Are you SERIOUS?...There isn't a person alive that could even ATTEMPT to figure you out...lol...Okay, I'll put forth an effort, just so that you can experience the joy of telling me how wrong I am, and why...lol......Above all else, you are incredibly intelligent (you already know this), so intelligent, in fact, that your intelligence sets you apart from your peers...It causes you to feel like an outsider, and you get easily frustrated with the idiots that cross your path on a daily basis...It's much easier to immerse yourself in things that require little or no human contact...Your obsession with movies and media, reflects this...You are the epitome of 'Does not work well with others'...You feel that it is much better to do something yourself, so that it will be done correctly, rather than let someone else do it and screw it up...lol...You harbor an immense love for debating, it is cerebral stimulation for you, as well as a chance for you to further your conviction that the majority of humanity lacks any semblance of the intelligence that YOU possess..You LOVE to test people...Especially when you are convinced that they will fail...Honest, faithful, and actually a decent person...Physical labor doesn't really appeal to you...Extremely logical and analytical...Not overly emotional...Nonmaterialistic...You are not one to just WASTE money...Everything that you do has a clear purpose (at least, the purpose is clear to YOU...lol)...Too reserved to be easily angered (But, explosive when you ARE angered, you hold it in too long, before you let it out)...Too intelligent to be easily amused...Cynical and jaded because you know too much........Love will soften you...If it hasn't already
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Some of it spot on, some of it hilariously not. The physical labour part is especially funny since I spent most of yesterday moving bedroom furnature from one house to another via a plank of wood with wheels on the bottom (U-Haul is for pussies).
One part you were 100% wrong on is the nonmaterialistic part. I'm TOTALLY materialistic, I love getting and having stuff.
I'm really easily amused. Not saying I'm not intelligent, but when you can be entertained by the roof of your friend's car hanging down, amusement doesn't come that hard.
Cynical and jaded also from spending 13 years getting up early even though I hate mornings just so I can spend the day at a place I hate filled with people who, most of them, do nothing but annoy me with their mindlessness, stupid habits, rampant idiocy and homophobia (at the risk of sounding redundant), and complete lack of the ability to speak English, and have little incriments of my life eaten away so I can get a worthless slip of paper after a long and boring ceremony where I have to wear a stupid hat, so I "get to" do the same thing "voluntarily" for at least 4 more years, except now they take heaps of money from you.
Love always ends badly, I doubt there will be any softening