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Old 12-04-2004, 09:06 AM
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Kate Beckinsale is destroying the horror genre

Maybe I am wrong but the last 2 horror films that she was in SUCKED. What the Hell is she trying to do tank the whole genre.

Kate, word of advice, take your fucking clothes off, then I will watch. Your Romanian accent in VanHelsing tanked, and if you are going to do an accent you have to do it throughout the whole film, not going in and out of it.

The CGI in that movie also sucked but thats another thread.

As if Underworld wasnt bad enough they are making a sequel. What are they going to do have her walking around throwing doors open through the whole film. She threw open more doors in that film than I dont know what.

I will admit that she is HHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT especially in a tight corset and 6 in heels but she sucks as an actress.

And dont give me any shit about Underworld being an action film, it has Vampyres and Werewolves its horror so fuck you in advance.:p
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