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Oh, man, I hope to GOD they do that at a KFC near me. I would go right out and get all kinds of chicken. Family packs, 3-piece dinners, Popcorn Chicken, the works. Then, I'd eat some right there in the fucking parking lot. And if one of them throws a bucket of blood at me, I'd beat the shit out of them with my boot (I'm a tiny man (except my gigantic penis)). If someone throws blood at you, you can beat the shit out of them and not get charged with assault. Then I'd put some Popcorn Chicken in their mouth. It's an asshole thing to do to a vegetarian, and I usually wouldn't do something THAT bad, but PETA is an exception. I FUCKING HATE PETA.
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