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No, I'd go about mine much more awesomely. I'd leave home, break off all contact with all my friends and family. Then I'd have them kill me all ritualistic in the goriest and most visual way possible, with the fondue forks and electrodes and Drano and all that. Then I'd have them send copies to everyone I know. I'd make sure I was at the start of the tape with good lighting so they could see that it was me, giving a big cheesy thumbs up and saying "I know you've missed me, but watch this, it'll be really cool!".
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