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Originally posted by ShankS
/Shanksie trots off to the local hooters
"Hi ShankS :) what can I get you?"
"A couple of beers you cheeky thing.. please"
"will you be eating to day ShankSie baby?"
"I sure will darling :)
"what'll it be ShankS? Steak and fries or me?"
"forget the steak and fries sexy... I'll be eating you tonight"
"owwah Shanksie darling you can eat me anytime my precious :) "
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and then through a drunk induced haze, shanksie gradually becomes concious of the fact that he's been lying face down in a wet, dirty, dark, alley with a discarded turkey carcass.
"oh Christ" he says to no one in particular,
"I've just had another one of my little episodes"
Fade to back ..