Ice is a lot of fun here in the DFW Metroplex.
1. We seldom have any usually only 1 or 2 days a year.
2. Most poeple here don't have a clue as to how to drive on it--
sometimes it is patchy "black ice" which is virtually invisible.
3. The few people here who do know how to drive on ice believe
that everyone knows how.
4. Everything here at this point looks like a giant Bump-A-Car
carnival ride gone bad.
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I awake--in my new coffin of native earth.
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