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Being superannuated (61) I've had a lot of time to perform embarrasing fuck-ups.
But the worst I remember happened about 49 years ago.
My Aunt had a new 1954 Chrysler which I decided to wash to acquire a little spending money.
So I got out the powdered laundry soap, sprinkled the dry soap on the wet car--and promptly added 20 years aging to the Peacock Blue Metallic paint job.
The car turned a DULL grey, the driveway turned blue, and my ass turned red!
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I awake--in my new coffin of native earth.
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