"If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport." (saw it on a shirt. I regret not getting that shirt now. haha)
"The more people I meet, the more I like my cat."
"No expectations, no disappointments." (Ted Danson as John Becker from the tv show "Becker")
"I swear the world would be a better place if I could just get rid of 6 idiots a day! Just 6 a day! That's all I ask!" (also a Becker quote)
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