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Originally posted by Wicked Lady
This one's my fave:D


A man who has just gotten out of court,after a nasty debate with his EX wife...Suddenly trips and falls flat on his face, when he looks to see what he tripped on, he sees a shiny lamp...when he picks it up a genie pops out, and says..." I AM THE GENIE OF THIS SACRED LAMP, I WILL GRANT YOU 3 WISHES, But, THERE IS A CATCH....WHAT EVER YOU WISH FOR YOUR EX WIFE GETS DOUBLE" The man says right away" I want a tricked out red camaro"..... "GRANTED, NOW YOU HAVE A RED CAMARO AND YOUR EX HAS TWO OF THEM" "hmmm second wish...ooh i've always wanted a giant mansion! "..... "GRANTED, NOW YOU HAVE A GIANT MANSION AND YOUR EX HAS 2!"......." oh man i'm on my last wish already?" *he sits and thinks* "ok i know EXACTLY what i want for my last wish....genie...........beat me HALF to death"

I L:DVE that one! :cool: :D :cool:

THIS IS JUST HILARIOUS I LITERALLY STARTED CRYING LAUGHING AFTER I READ THIS.