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Vote MeettheCreeper, I promise to totally dissolve the federal, state and local governments and fight for total anarchy in the streets. I will appoint George Romero as my Vice pres. , Tom Savini in charge of making me look good on TV, Rob Zombie is in charge of music for the masses, Clive Barker will be in charge of telling stories to our youngsters, Gunnar Hansen will be in charge of the chainsaw military, Tobe Hooper will be the entertainment director and Douglas Buck will be in charge of Indie films. Bruce Campbell will be handing out boomsticks to everyone. Green Day can play American Idiot at my inaug.
Vote MeettheCreeper-I have a plan, not sure what it is yet but its better than what we have got now.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory.
3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead.
I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet.
I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed.
The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone.
Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead.
Forgive your enemies......after they are slain.
The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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