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Originally posted by Vodstok
Evil spoon? can i forgo the rhino ball for that one too?
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Actually, if you use a rhino ball to conjure an evil spoon you're asking for trouble. My cousin tried that once, and end up with an evil garden hoe with the word "Tang" on the handle.
For the evil spoon, you should cast a cup of spider eggs into a simmering pot of pimp spit. Now, this is where it gets difficult: don't make the mistake of removing the pot from the heat too soon, otherwise your spoon will be an "evil gag spoon", with holes in the bowl. Make sure the spider eggs are completely dissolved in the spit, then remove the pot from the heat. Recite the evil spoon spell, using the toughened back-skin of a 48 year old whore as a drum (you know, to keep the beat). The whore can be older, but she has to be at least 48. The real problem is getting the whore to agree to the spell without having to pay her anything ... I've found that offering her a bite of the soup usually suffices.