[Stingy Jack]

Here's an interesting line that was in the confirmation e-mail I received:

"Now if you just can't wait a minute longer and want to pass along a donation to fight cancer, an indiscriminant disease that savagely attacks all humanity without discrimination:"

Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for supporting cancer awareness ... but I hope this isn't a hint of the type of fiction we are about to receive.

"An indiscriminant disease that attacks without discrimination"?? Talk about redundant.