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Originally posted by usahorrorfan
Thanksgiving-sucks
Hallween-stupid
Easter: the best holiday get to see a sexy girl in a bunny suit
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Halloween is stupid??? Are you telling me that you can't see a sexy girl in a bunny suit on Halloween? You get a better chance of that on Halloween than you do on Easter, that's for sure. The only bunnies you see on Easter are the oversized stuffed animal-looking dupes who got conned into wearing that stupid costume for baby pictures at the mall (I was one of them, back in the day).
Fuck Easter. You can't DO anything on Easter! You give a basket of candy to a kid, and make 'em run around looking for eggs and shit in the yard. It's like ... Halloween lite or something. They don't get nearly as much candy, and the Easter-egg hunt is limited to just one yard (as opposed to every house in the neighborhood). Plus, what's up with the gay Easter colors? Pink, blue, and yellow? Makes me want to barf.
Thanksgiving totally blows. I'll agree that I enjoy eating the turkey ... but I'm not a Christian, so I couldn't really give a shit about thanking god for anything. It's more like: "Thanks to my school district for giving me a job so I could afford to buy this overpriced turkey on this day." I pig out, take a nap, then feel like shit for the rest of the week. Turkey's are ugly fucking birds, so I don't want to decorate anything with pictures of them ... and I sure as hell don't want to decorate with pictures of crazy-ass pilgrims. If those bastards were still around today, I would hate them very much with their "holier-than-thou" attitudes. The only thing I would hang up to decorate for thanksgiving is a picture of a corna-fucking-copia. But those things are dumb as hell, too. Who uses a cornacopia nowadays? Nobody. We have tupperware.
No, Easter and Thanksgiving are the two most overrated of the major holidays. St. Patrick's Day coming in third. And I'm Irish! St. Patrick's Day totally sucks. All that happens on that day is you get the shit pinched out of you if you don't wear green and you get to drink green beer (yay. I hate beer). So fuck that holiday, too. I'll eat a bowl of Lucky Charms and be done with it.