[Killer Clown#1]

This little girl comes home from school one day and sees her dog dead laying on it's back with his legs spread open, the little girl walks up to her dad and asks why his legs are open."His legs are open so god can come in and take him to heaven". "oh" says the little girl,"well momy almost died the other day because I walked into the bedroom and she had her legs spread open and she was yelling"oh jesus I'm cuming" and if it was'int for the mail-man she would have died:D get it:D