March, 12, 2003 CNN-
"Today the shocking discovery of childrens’ lovable Muppets from the children show 'Sesame Street' have been caught in crime, acts of homosexual-performances, and drugs. The once adored Elmo has started up a new gang of Muppet thugs. After getting the others hooked on cocaine and heroin they later joined his gang. After three drug-busts, these maniac Muppets still continue to take drugs. After Mondays attack on the daycare center made by the Muppets, children are left without candy, parents, and clean diapers. Yes, the Muppets did cross the line when killing each of the children’s' parents, and now police forces are trying to put a stop to it. In a attempt to apprehend the leader, Elmo, a officer of the law was gun down. When back-up came, they too were cruelly murdered. Police and government officers have discovered that Elmo was the one who really flew the plan in the Pentagon, killing hundreds of workers. "
March, 19, 2003 CNN-
"It's been almost one week since we've learned the horrible truth of children’s beloved Muppets from 'Sesame Street'. Now we've learned even more facts. It turns out that Big Bird is mastermind behind Elmo, and his gang's crimes. "
"Today police officers stormed their hide-out. This resulted in a gory blood bath of bullets and lead. Six officers seriously wounded, seven dead. All of the Muppets were killed. All put Elmo, who used his boss, Big Bird, as a shield. He was apprehended and brought to feudal lockup in the state prison were he will stay for life. Full Moon Pictures are now making a movie based on the acts of the Muppets. The movie is suppose to be named 'When good Muppets go Bad".
