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Originally posted by darthvonpokemon
Horror Dot Com's Horrible Dating Service ? Works for me :D
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Every date comes with a "First Date Kit"
Silver Package Includes:
Condoms
Names for Bail Bondsman in the area
A quarter to call a cab
Mace
Gold Package Includes:
All items listed above
A handy book titled "What to say when you dont know what to say"
A clue
Directions on how to change your username and delete your old account with all the popular Instant Messaging Systems
Platinum Package Includes:
All items listed above
Various instruments of pleasure
A CD with love songs sung by Chef
A lawyer on retainer
Gift Certificate to a body shop of your choice to get those nasty key scratches out of the sides of your ride