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I'm stealin' that one, Shanks;)
Okay...Another REALLY bad joke...
A man sneaks into the witch's castle to try to steal her jewels...As he is passing by her bedroom, he hears her voice and peeks inside...She is standing in front of a mirror attached to her closet door, she takes off her shirt and says, "Mirror, Mirror on the door...Make my chest a 44"...The man watches with astonishment as her boobs get bigger, and bigger, and bigger...He says to himself, "Fuck the jewels, with that mirror, I can have whatever I want!"...He waits for the queen to fall asleep, sneaks into her room, and takes the mirror...When he gets home, he realizes that he isn't entirely certain how it works, but decides to try it anyway...He attaches it to the door and contemplates what to ask for first...After he has decided, he takes off his pants, looks in the mirror, and says, "Mirror, Mirror on the door...Make my penis touch the floor"...Then he looks down and watches wide-eyed, and open mouthed...as his legs get shorter, and shorter, and shorter...
HEY!...I said it was bad:p
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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