[rikki]

I don't know. I think it'd depend on why I was killing them. If it was a revenge/just to be mean kind of thing, then I would probably have to go with knocking them out, throwing them onto a cold metal table and tying their hands and feet. Shave off all of their hair, then start in with the autopsy while they're still breathing. I'd want to start when they were still "asleep" so that when they wake up it's an instant pain. This way when it's actually happening, maybe they'll think it's just a horrible dream, but then they'd wake up and it'd really be happening. After all was done and said, I'd throw them into an old dingy bathtub full of bleach or some kind of acid to remove anything left over that might get me caught. Then I would have a stash of big black sterilized morgue bags, put the body into the bag and drag it out to the truck and find an interesting place to dump the body. I don't know that I'd go through the trouble of dismemberment, but some mutilation at least. I'd probably remove all of their insides, dump them in a jar of rubbing alcohol to make it all clean and pretty and then put it back in and staple them back in or something. Gotta keep them alive as long as possible though. I wonder whether or not I'd want to leave a signature of some sort.

Otherwise, I'd probably do somethig simple like boom boom you're dead.

But it's not like I would actually ever do any of this. This is just what if... right?