This is probably a little more melodramatic than necessary. I would kidnap a large sum of people... likely transients and homeless, and divide them in two groups on my large estate. I would have them war between one another using paint guns... while I watched from a distance on video cameras. Then I would collect the losing side, remove their clothes & all body hair & bleach their skin. I would then have the winning team execute them... once again, with me at a safe distance.

I would continue this set up until I had a winner... this person I would ask to join me in my devilish quest for power and prestige.

Muhahahahahah!!!!

or I would do what I just do now and write them into a short story as something quite awful. Tis the easiest way to get vengeance, be sure of that!