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Old 09-07-2004, 10:51 AM
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Too bad the X-Files isnt still on..... I would sign you up as a writer :)


Speaking of which....

The X-Files was based entirely on fact. everything that ever happened on the show was real, but thenames were changed. the government allowed the show to be made as part of a "disinformation" conspiracy. The theory was that no one would ever believe any of these incidents happened, and that anyone who tried to expose them would be labeled a crackpot who watched too much tv.

Airplanes have bveen know to disapear in an area located exactly halfway between the Great Pyramids and Stonehenge.

Ronald MCdonald has red hair because of a suicide. the original ronald mcdonald costume had white hair, but the guy who wore it was chronically depressed. He blew his brains out with a shotgun, getting blood all over the wig. Although horrified by the event, the management of the restauraunt thought the red color of the wig was more apealing, so they decided to go with that instead.
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