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Originally posted by devilsbackbone
ok a duck walks into a bar! yeup thats it cause the bell is gonna ring! im obviously in school! i will write them later!
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Oooh! Duck jokes! I have one! A duck goes to the super-market and buys his groceries. When he gets to the cashier the cashier asks "will that be cash check or charge" and the duck says "Just put it on my bill!"
It's funny brcause ducks have bills! But bill could also mean, y'know, like a tab! Its a hilariious play on words!