LOL all those are pretty good...
It is colder than a witches tittie in the middile of alaska,while butt naked doing push ups in the snow wearing a brass bra.
It is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in the middle of africa..
I'm crazier than a shit house rat...
Wait a minute that last one was true....:D
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