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Originally posted by Arioch
YOU MEAN HE'S NOT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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there, there virginia/virgil... it'll be okay....
I have a few more bombshells for ya. there is no santa claus. he had a "moment of weekness" and ate a couple of elves during a spate of cabin fever. He was executed in Norway.
There is no easter bunny either. He was vacationing in greece, and i wont get into the gory details, but lets just say he was served on pita with lots of oregano and olive oil.
ST Patrick's day will forever be celebrated without real leprechauns... a little known fact is that the last 2 leprechauns were killed by poachers in '99. their feet were sold to rabbits for luck.
Oh yeah, and GW cancelled new years. Now that he is born again, he thinks there is "too much revelry".
Holy Shit, I should write for the Onion. :)