[darthvonpokemon]

I can't believe this is still dragging on. I'll try to break this down real simple-like. There are 2 kinds of suicidal people: those who talk the talk and those who walk the walk. Those who talk on and on about it constantly will never do a damn thing. They just want sympathy from anyone and everyone who will listen to them griping and moaning about how unfair life is. Ironically, these are the same whiny, self-absorbed people I would like to kill off myself if I could, but I digress. Yes, life can be very unfair at times. Get a helmet and deal with it. Trying to have everyone mollycoddling you doesn't make it easier. All that does is take their attention away from their very real problems to focus on you. How fucking stupid and selfish do you have to be to put someone else through that ? All you really do is try to test people to find out how 'important' you are to them. Pathetic bullshit. You don't need sympathy. You need a good ass-kicking.
On the other hand, there are those who really do off themselves. They don't moan and groan about it for weeks on end. You know why ? Because they WANT to do it and do NOT want to be stopped. If you're lucky, they'll leave a little note behind to tell you why AFTER it's done. No drama beforehand. Who needs it ? I had a good friend off himself 14 years ago. Everything was cool, no 'oh, DVP, I'm so miserable' sessions or bullshit. Just usual guy stuff, hanging out, drinking beers, checking out girls- shit you do when you're young, ya know ? One afternoon his grandmother calls me and says she has some very bad news. I'll skip this part because it is personal and I don't think I need to share it with any of you here. Bottom line is, he owned a single bullet and no gun. He went into a local gun store, browsed around for a bit then asked the salesman at the counter to see a particular caliber. Connect the dots at this point. No warning signs. He just did it. Like most other successful suicides. Tell your friend he's a selfish prick from me for putting you through such bullshit, Evil Blond. Then ignore his stupid ass. He's not going to do a thing but grow up a little.
CK