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Originally posted by jay o2 waster
I got a good one:
I was in my computer class and I was posting on horror instead of working so the teacher made me turn off the computer for the rest of the day. So I decided to read a book, so I reached in my bag and pulled out the book that I was reading at that time, and that book just so happened to be The Satanic Bible, well I live in an extremely consertive Christian town, so you can guess what happened. Bitch took the book (which I needed for my next class fwhich was english, cause I was doing a book report on it) and told me to just sit there for the rest of the hour. Well I wasn't going to stand for that, because I go to public school and there is a little thing in the Constitution that says I have the freedom of religion (although I am not a Satanist). So I told her nicely to give me back the book or there is going to be quite a bit of trouble. Well she doesn't respond well to threats (how was I supposed to know). And before she could respond I turned and walked out of class and went to the office to talk to the principal and when I wlked in the office lady was like "can I help you Jay" and not even looking at her I walked past her and into the principals office while saying "nobody can". I walked right up to the principal and calmly told him my situation, and I was not surprised that he agreed with her actions and said that I would not be getting the book back. Well I said than you better contact the schools lawyer and get ready for a lawsuit because I am a paying registered member of the ACLU (and I am) and they will gladly fund a law suit against the teacher and him. Staring him down I could tell that he knew that I ment it he said nothing and and left the office. Less than a minute later he came back through the door and handed me the book without saying anything, and I walked out back to computer class put the book in the bag and took a nap for the rest of the hour.
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You sound like me in school Jay! LOL!
I still own that book but kind of grew out of it........it has so many holes sorry to say......however no one could have pryed it out of my hands at the time without a fight either. :rolleyes: :)