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from worst to not as bad:
1: Polish Vampire in Burbank - this movie is the kind of bad where you feel molested after watching it. It's like it lures you into its van with sweet candy promises of being so bad its good...then fucks you in the ass. Right in the ass, and then ejaculates shittiness in there before throwing you out.
2: "Manos": The Hands of Fate - an obvious pick, what with the MST3K status and all, but maybe it's an obvious pick because it's that bad. It is. Not as bad as Polish Vampire, but only because Torgo was in it.
3: The Brain that Wouldn't Die - Not as outright bad as 1 and 2, but it's just boring enough to get the number three spot, in addition to everything else that sucks about it
4: Jaws: The Revenge - Wow, the shark is out for revenge. Ooooh, this time it's personal. Why not just put a fucking lazer on its head?
5: Exorcist 2: The Heretic - Shit. Pure shit.
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