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College Projects
I just rented and watched two incredibly abyssmal direct-to-video horror flicks. Good thing I didn't actually have to pay for them.
1) Dark Heaven
2) Blood Reaper
As I watched both of these, I couldn't help but imagine that they were somebody's projects for a college film class. I won't even waste time reviewing them ... but let's just say that Dark Heaven could not POSSIBLY be a horror film, since there is absolutely nothing threatening in the movie at all. And Blood Reaper is such a blatant rip-off of Friday the 13th (and a bad rip-off, I may add) that I'm surprised the producers expected this film to go anywhere at all.
Seriously ... how do we start a petition to send to these people begging them to stop destroying our beloved genre with their shit??
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FROM GHOULIES AND GHOSTIES
AND LONG-LEGGED BEASTIES
AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT,
GOOD LORD DELIVER TO US!
Old Scotch Invocation
-- adapted by Stingy Jack
Stingy's Horror DVD Collection
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