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Black Market for Internal Organs?
Live Target? *personal choice*
Get paid to be the "Does that hurt?" man?
Walk with a limp, slur your speech, and put your glasses on crooked and Im sure you can get a job making lightbulbs?
*side note: Ive noticed a lot of times products like these are made by the blind. Yes I know it gets them a job and a paycheck, but do you really want to put your illuminating needs in the hands of a blind person?*
Get a job at an adult video store and be the guy that makes sure there is only one person per booth?
Blind taste tester?
Medicine test subject? *here in pittsburgh a person can make 500 bucks in 2 weeks time for testing medicines. sure you end up with that uncomfortable anal leakage, and chronic halitosis, but if you need the money, theres an option*?
Be the person that tests to see if anal lube really works or not?
Mystery shopper? *I think this would be a really cool job actually, get to shop at stores for the stores, and evaluate the employees on doing their jobs, and when they do it right you get to give them prizes right outta the blue....makes ya feel all warm n fuzzy like Satan Claus.
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