[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Ummm...Massacre Man...Sweetie...I have just a few little problems with some of this...

According to what you have written...

1) If Arioch were your brother/sister, he would then be my son/daughter...

2) If Friday13thFan were Arioch's father, he would then be my husband, or at least the co-creator of my evil spawn, either way, he is much too young for that

3) I would prefer that Hate Breeder NOT be a dog

4) I do believe that Jay was determined to be a neighbor a few months ago, when he decided that our family was a little too twisted to be a part of...Especially after what you and LBM did to his mother and his dog...

5) Nine9 cannot be your mother, because I am, and I do not share...Besides, Nine9 is much more like a sister to me

So...Here is a revised (and a bit better) Geneology Summation...

1) Arioch and Friday13thFan have to switch places...I had already accepted Friday13thFan as my son about 3 weeks ago...So, you have another new brother...Arioch is now my husband/wife...But, he can only be the father (even when he is my wife) as I can only be the mother, so figure that one out

2) Hate Breeder can be another brother for you guys, as it has already been determined that he is certainly "one of mine"...Of course, if he STILL wishes to lick himself, eat, poop, and sleep ALL day, that is up to him...We can take him to see the nice man that we took your brother to for his little problem, that way Hate Breeder can be "happy", too...

3) Jay can decide to be a member of our family, if his poor mother never recovers from ...Well, you guys know what you did...I do hope that you have paid that vet bill for their dog

4) Nine9 (as my sister) is your Aunt, and kPro is your Uncle

5) MeetTheCreeper has ALWAYS been the Uncle to all of my evil spawn...Just in case you missed that somewhere along the way

Any questions?

Thats too funny. I heart you BR! :D