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Re: What the F U C K??????
According to a book called "The Top 10 of Everything 2002", these are the top 10 horror movies.....
10. Interview with a Vampire = Haven't seen it.
9. The Blair Which Project=By God have mercy on the soul who put this in here.
8. Scary Movie= Under the words of James Brown, Good God!
7. The Exorcist= Hmm... havent seen this one. But I hear good things.
6. Godzilla (1998)= Some MUST be smoking WAY TOO MUCH weed!
5. The Mummy= I'll take two of whatever the man who put this here is taking.
4. Jaws= I never really thought of this as a Horror movie. Good movie but on a Horror list I wouldn't rate it Top 10.
3. The Lost World: Jurrasic Park= My God... what next? The 6th Scence?
2. The 6th Scence= Great balls of fire! I wasn't being serious!
*Drumroll Please*
1. Jurrasic
Park= Good movie it was but NUMBER ONE on a Top Horror Movie list? What the hell?
Where the hell is The Texas Chainsaw Massacre? And A Nightmare On Elm Street? Halloween? There is no justus! "Think of the children!"
So, if you ask me...
this list = S.H.I.T.
This list is clear sign that someone is smoking far to much weed. And I'm not talking about Hate_Breeded. (Lol. Sorry. Couldn't resisit.)
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt...
...and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical!
I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on E-Bay.
Playboy magazine announced that they are going to support the troops by sending them emails from Playboy playmates. After hearing this the U.S. troops said 'Just our luck, we get emails from playmates, but we're embedded with Geraldo.'
George W. Bush "Lips": [after crashing his bicycle] That bicycle hates freedom.
-Song by me, Mr. Nash-
I believe I want some Micky D Fries.
Make them super-sixed.
I dream about'em every night and day.
Just dip'em in ketchup and eat away.
I see me runnin' through that open door.
Eating all the fries I can endure
Mmm... I love to eat those fries....
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