[Vodstok]

format is, 3 lines, 5syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.

I plan to completely devalue this writing form.

I will also compose haikus for members of this forum.

Here is my ode to Kpro

Owns a big gun (bang),
Hates bottle throwing retards,
Glad no one called cops.

and here is one about turtles:

Wears bony shell house,
Alligators snack on them,
crunch like snack cracker.