I've been able to predict when I would have a really bad case of the blow-out shits. I can call it almost every time. It starts with a pain in the belly, followed by grumbling sounds deep in the colon ... then your butthole begins to clench. That last one is the kicker. Anyone have this experience?
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FROM GHOULIES AND GHOSTIES
AND LONG-LEGGED BEASTIES
AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT,
GOOD LORD DELIVER TO US!
Old Scotch Invocation
-- adapted by Stingy Jack
Stingy's Horror DVD Collection
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