I am already married and have kids so I will just stick with the sex part.
1. Ingrid Bergman-anyone that can make Bogie fall in love has got my vote
2. Rita Hayworth- cant remember the film but I still cant get her beautiful face out of my head.
3. Jennifer Lopez-some guys are Boob men, me I am an assman, oh yea and any chick with hot legs.
Boy I sure miss the 80s minnie skirts and tight jeans.*heavy breathing, parts hair with tongue*
I dont find 2 many actresses these days very attractive, mostly because of the same reasons Bloodrayne gave.
Oh yea and any Rockabilly chicks
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3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead.
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I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed.
The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone.
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Forgive your enemies......after they are slain.
The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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