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A preganant woman has taken her little boy to the zoo. As they are walkign around they come to the elephant cage, where a rather large bull is hagning around.
The little boy points to it and says "Mommy, what is that thing hanging off the elephant?
The mom looks and says "thats his trunk".
The little boy says "no, the thing by his backside"
"Oh, that is his tail."
"no no, whats the thing infront of that?'
The mother's eyes get wide and she gets emnerrased. "Oh, thats nothing".
A few months later, mom is in the hospital with the new baby, and dad is now aty the zoo with the boy. They end up at the elephants again. Now the boy thinks he willget some answers.
The little boy points to it and says "Daddy, what is that thing hanging off the elephant?
The dad says "thats his trunk".
The little boy says "no, the thing by his backside"
"Oh, that is his tail."
"no no, whats the thing infront of that?'
"Oh that? Thats his penis"
The little boy goes "oh. Mommy said it was nothing."
The dad says "well, she's just spoiled. " :)
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