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Old 07-29-2004, 06:03 AM
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Holy crap, that is nasty....:D

A little boy is walking down the street with his dog. the dog is yelping like crazy. a man sees them and asks the little boy what they are doing

"He is my fire engine"

The man notices that the dog is yelping because the boy has the leash tied around the dog's testicles.
"You know, your engine would probably go faster if you put his leash arounfd his neck."

The little boy looks to the man, then the dog, then to the man again and says "Yeah, but then i wouldt have a siren."
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