[Egekrusher]

Poop makes us all feel happy,
Even when we feel sad;
Unless it's green or red -
You don't want that, that's bad.
Poop relieves our intestines,
And helps us stay healthy;
If poop was money,
I'd be really wealthy.
If poop were my god,
I'd kiss your ass;
If there was one thing I wouldn't poop,
It would be glass.
I like to poop everywhere,
Even outside;
But I prefer to sit on a toilet,
And enjoy the ride.