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worst- getting stuffed into a wooden barrel, having large spikes nailed into it and being kicked down a hill, crash into a tree, be thrown 20 feet, land in a clearing where Michael Flatley is rehearsing "Lord of the Dance", and having him trample me with his feet while he dances his unholy jig.
best- in a fight to the death with Micheal Flatley, having just struck the death blow and watched him expire, then pass out from exaustion and die in my sleep
what do you think?
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