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Originally posted by bwind22
Here's another couple of helpful bathroom hints...
-For cleaning mirrors, try using Windex or some other glass cleaning product.
-Not a cleaing hint, but still good advice. Girls should get accustomed to putting the toilet seat down for themselves. We need it up, you need it down. We put it up, you put it down. It's not that difficult of a concept to grasp, yet every guy out there has been bitched at by a woman who thinks he should have put the seat down.
-If you take a stinky shit, spray some damn air freshner. No one wants to walk into a toxic cloud of your stinky shit fumes.
-If you are ever at Egekrusher's house, don't use his washcloth or you might find some dingleberries in your beard.
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LMAO...That was too damned funny...
Actually...For windows, mirrors and other glass...Use alcohol and coffee filters...They are both very cheap...They don't leave any streaks or lint (like paper towels do)
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