[Stingy Jack]

If talking about real haunted houses:

Right after high school, I got a video camera (a present for graduating), and decided to use it "ghost hunting." I would cruise around late at night, looking for creepy, old, abandoned houses and go inside them with camera rolling. Later, I would watch the tape with the hope of catching something on film that I could not see with the naked eye.

On one of these trips, I brought a friend along with me. He was a goth, and a pot head, and always seemed so calm and collected. Well, he and I found a run down old house off some dirt road in the middle of nowhere and proceeded to walk around inside. It was quiet and ominous. My friend refused to allow me to talk so that he could listen to his surroundings. So, there's a scene on the film where he's tiptoeing in front of me, looking around, being really quiet. And then I let out a ripping loud fart. My friend (and this was all on tape, I should have sent it in) nearly shits himself. He yells something like: "BUGGLA-FUCK!!" (whatever that means) and whirls the flashlight around, aiming it behind me. I got a good laugh at that, and he was pretty embarrassed ... but I think he thought it was funny, too. He just waited to laugh until he saw it on tape for the first time.