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Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Again my Freddy Krueger costume comes to work. I bot dressed in it, and like I've said before, the mask is very realisk. It isn't mere rubber that flops around like a mask when you wear it. It sicks down to your skin to give it that realisk look. Of course I'm wearing the glove aswell, like always. I go over to David's (one of my old pals from the gun club. To bad I was kicked out. Anyway...) house and snuck up behind him while he was in the bed room. And get this, his girl friend was there too. The two where cuddling under the covers and then I stood at there bedsteed with a grin. I deepened my voice (didn't have to deepen it much) to make it sound like Freddy's and then a laughed a wicked laugh. They stopping moving around under the covers and looked out to see what made that noise. Dona (his girlfriend, who never forgived me for this) screamed out bloody murder. I expected David to be the hero and try to protect her, but he jumped out of bed and ran toward the door. Dona was already at the door running and David grabbed her and knocked her down on the floor and said "get out of my!" and ran. I got her cornered and she was sniffling and crying. I bursted out laughing. And then told her it was me just pulling a joke. She got up and slapped me, then left. I don't think she ever went back with David becaus ehe knocked her down out of the way.
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I'm noticing a trend here.
Let me just go on record saying that if I ever woke up to some fucktard standing in my room pretending to be Freddy Krueger, I would pull out my gun (which I keep under my bed in case an intruder ever breaks in.) and shoot your fuckin' ass in the chest. Then, I would promptly get on the phone and call the police to have said fucktard arrested. I don't care if it was my best friend, I would still press charges.
That's just not a funny joke at all. I'm surprsied you haven't been killed or arrested for it yet.
(Actually I find the fact that you keep posting about breaking into your friends' houses dressed like Freddy Krueger like you don't see anything wrong with it, a hell of a lot funnier than your actual prank.)