[Stingy Jack]

Actually, my most satisfying one was with the towed semi, and the friend who peed. But here's another that I love to tell (and it involves ANOTHER sleeping friend ... hehehe ... Don't fall asleep around me!)

My friend (not the same one from the semi joke) was reclined and asleep in an armchair at my house. I was awake, and wanted him to be awake too because I was bored. So ... I sauntered over to the fridge, got out a cold hot dog, and walked back over to my friend's unconscious body.

I held the hot dog much as I would hold my peenie when taking a leak, and began to roll it over his lips. After a couple of minutes, his eyes blinked open and saw me standing there with this fleshy tube in my hands.

Suffice it to say, he literally freaked out. He shouted "Christ!" then took a swing at the hot dog, slapping it out of my hand and sending it hurtling back into the kitchen. I'm glad it wasn't really my peenie! Then he proceeded to grumble a couple of names at me as my laughter kept him from falling back asleep.