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Old 07-14-2004, 07:21 AM
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Cleft pounder is patched up, and goes for a short walk into the jungle. A snake mistakes the monster peeking out of his shorts as a rival python, and strikes at him.

Cleft falls, sweating profusely (like Ron Jeremy, he ALWAYS sweats). He calls out "I may have been bitten by a snake! On my third leg, could someone, oh could someone come suck out the poison!

Dr Proctor ignores his pleas. (not quite ready to explore that territory here....)
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