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I have some friends that I have been arguing over this with for years now...

They say 'An enraged chimpanzee would be able to beat Bruce Lee in a fight.'

I say 'No way. That's utterly retarded!'

Then we argue and discuss our reasons for our beliefs over the next few hours and a case of beers. Anyways, I want to know what everyone on here thinks...



So here it is.... (And if for some reason, you find yourself having a difficult time imagining any reason this battle would ever occur, imagine this hypothetical... Bruce Lee is walking along one day when he enters a room. Upon entering, he spots four baby chimps all playing cutely in the corner. Well, it is a little known fact that Bruce Lee hated baby chimps with a passion so he wastes no time in delivering them his patented one-inch punch. All 4 baby chimps die brutally horrific deaths. The mother chimp, who had been forced to watch all of this from a surveillance camera, is now set free and put into the room with Bruce Lee where they must fight to the death.

There you go. Now no one has any excuse for not participating in this thread.)

Bruce Lee

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vs.

An angry Chimpanzee

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