I wouldn't slap your ass unless there was a bug on it! (which there probably is) And not without scrubbing it with Clorox first!!!
And you haven't SEEN my fingers!! They are long and elegant! Just right for FLIPPING YOU OFF!
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FROM GHOULIES AND GHOSTIES
AND LONG-LEGGED BEASTIES
AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT,
GOOD LORD DELIVER TO US!
Old Scotch Invocation
-- adapted by Stingy Jack
Stingy's Horror DVD Collection
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